June 27th, 2006
Dear Fellow Clones:
If any of you post weak takes, I will drop the manual buzzer on you.
Laura in the 860
Pimp in the LJ Box
I must admit that was hillarious! I'd use it on telemarketers myself, but none ever call me because my cell phone is my only phone and I don't think they telemarket to cell phones. No, I'm not a cell phone degenerate like Romey and I have neither a Crackberry or a Sidekick.
Romey's voice must be killing him right about now because of the dozens of times he did that this show.
June 22nd, 2006
This should keep everyone here laughing
June 21st, 2006
|bubbaprog||06:23 am - Slam man|
Can you believe Slam Man dropped in on the Jungle...
I about peed myself when Rome said he was on the line.
I was on my way to a pub to watch England vs Sweden with about 200 Englishmen, so you better believe I dropped the line about Beckham.
June 6th, 2006
I heard on Rome that he is negotiating for Skip Bayless to be the announcer all 6 weeks he's in the basement.
All I can say is: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Current Mood: scared
|mmc327||02:03 pm - That was awesome|
Nothing beats a professional athlete like Eric Cole calling Romey to call out the clones and tell them to "wake up" after one of them did one thing clones know how to do best: call someone ugly. Mike in Edmonton knows that Brind'Amour is a pro athlete so he can't get away with saying that Brind'Amour is fat. That of course is another favorite thing of clones. Clones think it's the greatest thing ever when they can call someone fat and ugly.
Then he said the play behind the net involving Ty Conklin is what was ugly.
But to get called out by a pro athlete after calling another pro athlete ugly? Epic!
Current Music: Romey
May 24th, 2006
|saratoga80||12:00 am - Can't stopp Dissing Skip|
Between Bill Simmons and Skip Clueless, ESPN proves it has all of Sports best and worst talent. With class acts like David Aldredge, Dan Patrick, Mike & Mike, and evne the Ultimate Mullet, Barry Melrose, I am surprised Simmons got a sniff of ESPN. And Clueless, well, I guess ESPN wanted an in-house bad example for others to learn from.
The latest: Skip's
Note to Skip: No one I have heard is calling LeBron MJ outside of some idiots in Cleveland. But Jordan was 29 before he won a title, and LeBron has brought the Cavs up from nothing, just like Jordan did.
Simmons ... In two articles, he wrote:
The Sports Guy: I loved this game
The Sports Guy: NBA upgrade
The Sports Guy explains why NBA's new class can't hold a candle to the old school.
Bill Simmons, Page 2 | May 17, 2006
Welcome to the new-and-improved NBA, writes Bill Simmons. Stay tuned because you never know what you might miss.
Huh? I hate hte term "these guys could't handle old school." Uh, wrong. We live in an era where people are bigger and stronger,our technology is better, nutrition, health, whatever. And I am not even going to go down the BALCO road at the moment. I am not a big basketball fan... but while the last few years have produced some ugly basketball by defense-first teams like Detroit, other stuff is pretty good...
May 18th, 2006
Did Bill in Knoxville just war Tubgirl?
May 7th, 2006
|the_satyr_icon||08:15 pm - Sunday Take|
Icon in Oregon, taking the Vine, won't suck...
Quick Sunday Reset
BASKETBALL: "The Black Mamba" learns what it feels like to be "The Big Dipper"; no, not nailing 20,000 chicks but winning a scoring title, dropping in over 80 points in a game AND not winning an NBA title.
LeBron's first foray into the second round was met with a resounding bitchslap, errrrrrrrrr, stop by the Pistons. Yet, I sense a Jordan-like trial for LeBron: constant slapdowns by the Pistons until the Cavaliers get a full squad to compliment King James Version 2.
Add My name to those that don't care about the Nets-Heat match up.
Spurs-Mavericks will go 7 games, whether we want it or not. Somehow, these two teams can make it both gritty and exciting and terribly boring. Sorta like Dirk and Duncan...
Excuse Me while I spin out COMPLETELY thinking that the Clippers can beat the Suns rather easily and then beat whomever survives between the Spurs and Mavericks and get into the Finals. Yes, the drugs I am on ARE that good.
"Oh beggie...aaaaaand HOW!
BASEBALL: Barry Bones just hit 713; FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, ISN'T THERE A PITCHER WITH BAD CONTROL DUE TO PITCH AGAINST THE GIANTS? CAN'T SOMEONE RIFLE ONE INTO BAROID'S EARHOLE?
All I can say now is...
GOODNIGHT NIGHT NOW
*ding ding ding*
"I think what I'm supposed to say is thank you, I'm out"
"Yes! And it counts!"
"Without the nicks and cuts of a blade"
|ryestar||03:46 pm - Smackoff Travisty|
Sean? No way. That was Greg's title.
I can't believe it. I guess it really is his to lose.
Greg was my choice, followed by Joe in OC and then Sean. I put Rachel in 4th and Jeff on a car phone fifth.
Rye in Toronto